At least, this is what I fantasize in near future. By near future I mean when I am in college [in case I am doing MS/MBA] or in some company.
F1: If I want something/someone I get it in a wink of my eye.[Who the hell are you, are you sure you belong to this place, you look like some bloody alien] 
F2: My smile melts away every hurdle/difficulty if something comes in my way of achieving something. [Dude are you serious, because I have seen you smiling] 
F3: All the Girls of this world love me, me and me only. [hmm ummm umumum .... thats ... thats, thats kinda true actually] 
F4: All the boys are at my command or at least they agree with whatever crap I say/do. [This is the toughest because I said everybody loves me, I didnt say everybody follows me]
F5:I am the ultimate eye-candy. [ch ch ch poor guy]
F6: I am thinking too much out of the box. [Time to switch back to reality, its over dude come out of your dream] 
This is what I sometime dream of becoming when I am too jolly, [which is a rare occasion] which doesnt lasts for long.
Right now everybody seems to be amused at my disease, which should not be the case. Its worst than being trapped in a cage with a [live] tiger, because you are sure to be eaten but in my case I dont know when I want to sleep and when I dont want to sleep.Its really confusing, I go to bed and getup with a headache after a few hours to realize that I have been day-dreaming. GOD drop some heavenly medicine [if you too are enjoying it, what can I say], drop it anytime I am always up.
I guess my eyes are showing signs of weariness, wish me luck.
Just one P.S. : Please pray to GOD[even Aishwarya Rai will do] to shower some sleep on me.
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Every Body Loves Raymond !!! type ka serial shuru kar de .. yeh dream tabhi sahi hoga …
I wish ki tujhe neend aajaye
.. taaki tu hamein aisa posts se bore na karre
guys loving you ??? I hope you are staright …
just kidding! we love the way you are …
you don’t need special abilities….. We love you!!
ab ja so ja !
As Chand said, we love u baap ( in the most asexual way of crse
)
As I told u, I realy think that our irregular sleeping habits r responsible 4 dis state f urs…
@chand n karan : thanks a lot dude
Dude !! from the last few post m gettin a feeling that you are assuming yourself to be casanova ……
“Time to switch back to reality, its over dude come out of your dream”
didn’t want to write this … but had to ….
well, hope you get out of your “anxiety” soon!! al da bst …
@Piyush… Nice comment be Hathi…. HAHAHA!! cassinova GAV**
F3: All the Girls of this world love me, me and me only. [hmm ummm umumum …. thats … thats, thats kinda true actually]
Kyaa matlab hai iskaa …haan !!!
REMEMBER : ALL INDIANS ARE UR BROTHERS AND SISTERS ..[ESPECIALLY GIRLS ... School mein padhaaya nahi tha kya :P]
wow wow wow!! I really wish even I could have your F1
And regarding your sleep,take out a book and start reading..Soon after this act,you will fall asleep in less than 15 minutes I bet !! 